32 Funny Quotes to Make a Joyful Day

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We try our best to make our lives better and happier. However, there are problems in our daily lives. We can’t be happy and smooth all the time, but we can learn how to make lives be more colorful as well as full of joy.

Maybe sometimes you need to breathe the fresh air from the sea or you need to refresh your heart by climbing the mountains. Actually the most convenient way to cheer up is to read some funny quotes. They can give you courage and joy. Even they can make you laugh.

Funny quotes do bring you a joyful day just with some simple words. Check the post out and find some funny quotes to spice up everyday.

Funny Quotes 1

Funny Quotes 1

There was a spider. It’s gone now.

Funny Quotes 2

Funny Quotes 2

If people are talking about you behind your back. Then just fart!

Funny Quotes 3

Funny Quotes 3

Of course women don’t work as hard as men…

They get it right the first time.

Funny Quotes 4

Funny Quotes 4

I’m not crazy. I’m just special!!

…No, wait…

Maybe I’m crazy.

One second…

I have to talk to myself about this, hold on…

Funny Quotes 5

Funny Quotes 5

Some people are like slinkies not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Funny Quotes 6

Funny Quotes 6

I hate when I’m trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face.

Funny Quotes 7

Funny Quotes 7

What I feel like when I run…

What I’m pretty sure I actually look like…

Funny Quotes 8

Funny Quotes 8

If you say you’re cooler than me…

Does that make me hotter than you?

Funny Quotes 9

Funny Quotes 9

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome not perfect.

Funny Quotes 10

Funny Quotes 10

Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

I don’t know dear… You’ll have to ask grandma.

Funny Quotes 11

Funny Quotes 11

Teachers be like I’m just gonna wait til it’s quiet…

Funny Quotes 12

Funny Quotes 12

OMG! Slow down!

Yer gonna get us killed

Funny Quotes 13

Funny Quotes 13

I saw a carrot. This big, no lie.

Funny Quotes 14

Funny Quotes 14

Haters gonna hate.

Funny Quotes 15

Funny Quotes 15

Life is not a fairy tale.

If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Funny Quotes 16

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

Funny Quotes 17

Funny Quotes 17

Home alone. Someone knocks at the door.

Funny Quotes 18

Funny Quotes 18

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say ‘mosquito’.

Funny Quotes 19

Funny Quotes 19

I can’t get out of bed… These blackets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.

Funny Quotes 20

Funny Quotes 20

Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair.

Funny Quotes 21

Funny Quotes 21

When a woman says What? It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Funny Quotes 22

Funny Quotes 22

Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.

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Funny Quotes 23

My face

when I’m eating my salad and someone brings dounuts

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Funny Quotes 24

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Funny Quotes 25

Funny Quotes 25

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks…

Why is there a light in the fridge?

Funny Quotes 26

Funny Quotes 26

There is no angry way to say bubbles.

Funny Quotes 27

Funny Quotes 27

I don’t run. And if you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me.

Funny Quotes 28

Funny Quotes 28

Did you just fall?

No. I attacked the floor.

Backwards?

I’m freaking talented!

Funny Quotes 29

Funny Quotes 29

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Funny Quotes 30

Funny Quotes 30

They said I could be anything, so I became a panda.

Funny Quotes 31

Funny Quotes 31

I don’t pretend to be anything I am not…

Except for sober, I’ve pretended to be sober a few times.

Funny Quotes 32

Funny Quotes 32

I tried to act normal, ‘worst 5 minutes’ of my life.

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